Beatin’ It Ain’t Treatin’ It

Beat It Like A Cop?

Is it just me, or have you noticed lately that most of these R&B songs portray sex as a test about who can “beat it” the best? I mean how many ways can you “beat it like a cop” or “beat it up like gorillas?” 

What happened to songs from back in the 90’s when Toni Tone Tony wanted to “Slow Wind” with you.  When did sex in the 2000’s become so violent?  I mean if I see one more chick in the club sing about being some body’s “bust it baby”  I think I may scream.  So you are cool with being called his cut buddy and you giggle because its cool.  Tomfoolery I say!

What grown woman walks around sayin “Guuuurrrrl, I want him to beat it like I stole something tonight!”

Men here is a tip from all the va jay jays from America to China. We don’t want our va jay jay’s beat like we stole something.  That’s why beat is not a fun word in the Websters….it means pain.  And generally pain down there ain’t poppin. 

 Don’t get me wrong, sometimes the mood calls for a holds barred  get it in session.  But generally, no…..beatin’ it ain’t treatin it.   She will not be impressed about how you tried to break her back and all the other silly male sayings lol.  She will be impressed about some sensual lovemaking session the both of you shared.   Generally, if you are just trying to beat you lack in technique and she may not be a repeat customer.   Please don’t think you are the ish in bed because cocky lovers often time end up on that Bad D*ck Report list we women pass around at Girls Night.

A Few Tips (Please take note….and add to your repertoire)

• Don’t rush into sex and focus attention immediately on the genitalia. Take it slowly. Learn to massage. This can easily shade into great foreplay, especially if your partner is tired or stressed. Use plenty of lubrication.
• Make certain that your partner knows how attractive you find her by paying as much attention to kissing her, complimenting her and generally spoiling her. Don’t neglect the breasts and other erogenous zones.
• Women take longer to get aroused. They take longer to become aroused and get as much pleasure, if not more, out of tenderness, kissing and cuddling. Sure, everyone likes a quickie but generally,  for women, the longer sex takes, the better it feels. If arousal is allowed to build gradually, it floods the whole body rather than being confined to the genital area and a delayed orgasm is infinitely more powerful than an orgasm induced by five minutes of digital manipulation.
• Sexual gymnastics are often distracting.  Please don’t try all 10 positions from that last porn flick or the Karma Sutra all in one setting.  Chopping and changing positions and techniques can make a woman’s sexual excitement plummet.  ie Yawn…snore….hurry up and finish.
• Thrusting for hours without climaxing doesn’t make sex god….it makes for numb and sore vajayjays.  No round two for you.

 So, forget what Lil Wayne and Dream told you…..beatin’ ain’t treatin.  Take these tips and go treat a va jay jay to a beat free holiday today.

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